Seriously What the hell.

On a Mission – Taking Away Al Gore’s Carbon Credits…
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Do We Really Kill Trees?
The short answer is “Yes”. We run a burgeoning business of clearing trees from grasslands so the Antelope won’t be scared. As silly as that previous sentence sounds it is the truth. So, you can have a clear conscience that you removed a terror inducing tree in an effort to improve the antelope state of mind – which makes them better targets during hunting season. Although we don’t completely follow the logic of the game and fish department on this, we go along with it.

After looking the site over for a while I, in the words of a wise Internet user, “see what you did there.”

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