TO ALL HUMANS

OWING TO THE EXCEPTIONAL ECOLOGICAL CONDITIONS CURRENTLY OCCURING ON EARTH, ALL HUMANS ARE REQUIRED TO READ AND SIGN THE FOLLOWING CONTRACT IN ORDER TO SECURE THEIR CONTINUED TENANCY ON EARTH. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN THE WITHDRAWAL OF ALL ECOLOGICAL BENEFITS. ALTERNATIVELY YOU MAY CONSIDER LEAVING THE PLANET ALTOGETHER IN SEARCH OF A PLACE MORE WELCOMING OF YOUR ACTIVITIES.

THANK YOU

LIFE

PLEASE RETURN YOUR SIGNED COPY FOR COUNTERSIGNING TO YOUR LOCAL ECOSYSTEM REPRESENTATIVE WITHIN ONE (1) MONTH. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHERE YOUR ECOSYSTEM IS, OR WHICH LIFE FORMS REPRESENT IT THEN IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT YOU LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR PLANET AND THE NATURAL SYSTEMS WITHOUT WHICH YOU WOULD NOT EXIST.

You can read and download the full contract by going to The Earth Blog…