Problem: You need a security light, but you don’t want to have to run cords all over hell and damnation just to add yet another light to your garage.

Solution: The solar security light.

With twin LED lamps of great justice, and a motion sensor of crime stopping fury, this light has all the essential features for crime fighting. The twin LED lamps (of justice) illuminate for 30 seconds whenever movement is detected. They also deploy tracking lasers in the case of ninja raid. They are however non zombie tested, use at your own risk. Each lamp can be individually aimed, and the device can sit on corners (using the hinged bracket of heroism). This is important when foiling would be home invaders. The unit also comes with a rechargeable battery pack (Light unit H25cm, solar panel H11cm, W14.5cm)

Get your own here. (for the low low price of about $60)