Oh you poor poor thing you. Seriously do these guys live in an alternative reality. 11 people died on that drilling well, untold numbers of marine organisms have died, the spill has damaged the livelihoods of thousands, and could potentially be the single worst ecological disaster in American history…but poor BP CEO wants his life back.

Really? This guy must be living in some sort of gilded fairy realm where the hardest thing he does every day is count his billions. Even if he feels that way doesn’t he realize that saying it is about the dumbest thing he can do? No one, and I mean no one, feels sympathy for him.