So yesterday I got to thinking. Lincoln would be spinning in his grave if he knew was what was going on. We could moan and groan about how bad things are but I have a different idea. Lets put all that grave turning to good use. I have a radical plan to use our disgruntled forefathers to power the future. My plan is simple yet elegant. We dig Lincoln up, cover him with copper wire, surround his grave with strong permanent earth magnets. Hook some wires up and let him twirl. My simple calculations show that one single “Lincoln†unit could produce as much as 1 million kilowatt hours of electricity a year. Continue reading Lincoln to Power the Future
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