If you can’t win an election, just get the faulty machines to switch the votes for you. The first video is extra bad, the man starts turning very red, and sweating when it becomes clear that even after “calibration” the machine is still malfunctioning badly.

Be afraid America, be very afraid. If something like this happens to you on voting day MAKE A HUGE FUSS. Call the media, call your rep, call the police, call everyone. Don’t let our elections be stolen by a couple computer geeks and some shady politicians.