Monday Confessional

This is a fat catAnother Monday, another confession. Lets do this one in order of importance.

First up Tess. I spent the weekend with Tess. It was super cool. We exchanged gifts early, she gave me a Dune book I had lost. If you are a Dune fan of my caliber and you don’t have the second Dune book, well… lets just say Tess saved me from a lot of embarrassment. She was radiant and wonderful as always. We played with a doggy, a bunny and saw The Holiday.

If you are thinking about going to see The Holiday make sure you take someone you love a lot. I took Tess. The reason I say this is because this movie is HORRIBLE, and the only point in going to see it is to spend some time with someone you really love and make fun of the movie with them. The acting was bad, the plot was predictable, the ending was stupid. Tess was amazing, because of her I still felt like it was money well spent. I could get hit by an asteroid, or run over by a horse, but nothing will erase the fun we had poking fun at this insult of a movie.

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The doggy was fun and you could get it really riled up. At one point this tiny bundle of doggy shaped atoms was running around so fast that it was able to achieve brief moments of vertical running. It would run sideways up the couch and be perpendicular to the floor then launch itself into the air barking up a storm and then landing for another loop. Great stuff.

The bunny on the other hand was boring and should have been punched in the dewlap (just kidding PETA). What is the point of having a pet you are just going to keep in a little box and that doesn’t do anything fun. Boooring.

Now for lesser but still important items.

Friday the last was the Annual Childrens Cove Christmas party. It was a grand time. Many children were made happy for the holidays, and many of my friends did crazy things dressed as elves, See below.

Here are a couple of pics from the night.
two fat santas
stuffed animals
elf on a white board