The Stuff People Send Me

So I write a lot about renewable energy. Part of the thing that excites me about the field is that recent innovations have really moved the industry forward. For instance new turbine designs in the last couple of years have made the wind industry the fastest growing energy industry in the world. New solar cells are also making leaps and bounds in efficiency and cost effectiveness. Even recent advances in bio-fuels are making my day more interesting.

batshit insane plans for burning waterThis however does not mean that I am going to fall for every batshit insane silly thing that people send me. If you have a new design that “breaks the laws of physics” or “produces more energy than you put in” I am not the person to come to first.

The Sietch is not at all interested in “zero point” energy or “joe cells” or any other perpetual motion machines. I accept the laws of physics, specifically the second law of thermo dynamics. If you wake up one day and have managed to overturn one of the laws of physics, I suggest you use your new found power for something more interesting, perhapsworld domination. Do not waste my time with poorly thought out money making schemes.

In that vein I got this rather interesting letter today in the email.

Here are a couple of highlights.

After my initial tests I formed a hypothesis for a machine that defies the laws of physics.

The prototype that I am working on now will create 1/3 or more electrical power than it needs to run.

This is a historic achievement. It will be the first machine to be able to power itself in human history.

My machine will literally fix the atmosphere in a decade by ending global warming. When 10 million of them are in use around America, the number of air that is conditioned will be extremely large. Large cities will no longer have Smog due to the machine cleaning the air at ground level. Because of abundant amount of electricity created by all those machines, our need to burn fossil fuels to create electricity will be Greatly reduced, thus allowing the outer atmosphere to repair itself.

and the best part…

I am contacting you and your company to offer you the opportunity to help with getting my Machine to market. I will only be selling up to 35% to generate the funds I need to file Patents in 10 countries.

Read the rest

My name is Douglass B. Azar. I am currently a Licensed Electrical Sign Contractor in Las Vegas, NV. License number 53843.
I have quite an extensive background working with electricity. I have also spent years in construction working different trades on many different projects from small to major jobs. I am a highly Skilled Tradesman / Engineer without holding a degree in any field.

In the mid 90’s I designed a Hydro Electric Generator that I have spent a decade researching and designing.
In March of this year I redesigned my earlier concept. The machine that I have working today is an Air Purifying Hydro Electric Generator. It Cleans, Cools, Moistens the Air while it makes and abundant amount of Electricity.
In April of this year I finished a large job I was contracted to do and started conducting tests in the physics of constructing Electrical Magnetic Fields. After my initial tests I formed a hypothesis for a machine that defies the laws of physics. I have recorded the tests done in controlled experiments both in writing and with photographs.
The types of magnets, coil windings and metal stator’s have been changed many times and refined to work better in making electricity that I ever expected. This portion of the Trial and Error process has taken me well outside the known and obvious ways of Electromagnetism.
Its design, construction and mechanics have changed a few times since this project has started earlier this year as well, but One thing has remained constant, and that is the more water velocity I have used means the more electrical current I can manufacture. I have devised a unique way of converting DC current into triple phase AC current to start my water pump motor.
The prototype that I am working on now will create 1/3 or more electrical power than it needs to run. The water pump motor consumes 175 amps of 24 volt DC. current. The prototype I’m working on is capable of making at least 310 amps of 24 volt DC current. Over 3,000 watts of electrical power can be used to power other devices.
This is a historic achievement. It will be the first machine to be able to power itself in human history. The next prototype will manufacture much more in electrical current than this test engine.
It also cleans, cools and moistens 5 cubic feet of air per second. That is 157,680,000 cubic feet per year.
The next prototype will create 240 volt split phase with a center tap ground of electricity. That is the amount of electricity that is available to most houses in America. The owner of the machine will have all the electricity they need. When they are not using all that electricity, it will constantly be feeding the Power Grid. Its truly a Money Machine.
My machine will literally fix the atmosphere in a decade by ending global warming. When 10 million of them are in use around America, the number of air that is conditioned will be extremely large. Large cities will no longer have Smog due to the machine cleaning the air at ground level. Because of abundant amount of electricity created by all those machines, our need to burn fossil fuels to create electricity will be Greatly reduced, thus allowing the outer atmosphere to repair itself.
Because of how I manipulate electrical current within the machine it can be used word wide. In America we use 60 hertz. In Europe and other eastern countries they use 50 hertz. Some countries use only DC current. My machine will go global from the beginning because it is compatible with all Invertors. It will also enable Townships and Villages currently not connected to the Grid the power to enter the 21 century.
Because of the world wide demand, I plan on Patenting my machine in 10 countries. I will form a manufacturing company in America so I can supply America with a machine built in America, by American’s. I will franchise too companies that meet my requirements in the other countries that I hold Patents in.
My Machine is the First of Three of my Designs. The second machine will have All electrical fields in phase. By constructing a machine in this manner I’ll be able to use a Stepdown Transformer. This will allow me to supply all electricity needed for small to medium sized businesses.
The Third Design will be for a Four door Pickup Truck. The trucks will be able to close the air cleaning system allowing the truck to get more then 500 miles to a gallon of water. With the air system open they will be able to remove smog while driving more than 50 miles per gallon of water.
I am contacting you and your company to offer you the opportunity to help with getting my Machine to market. I will only be selling up to 35% to generate the funds I need to file Patents in 10 countries.
I will also use the funds for more research and development and for Three more prototypes before I have the final Machine U.L. listed and ready for production. .
The funds will also be used for Operations and Equipment as needed to achieve my goals in the manufacturing process.
The location of the home office will be in an Offshore Country for various reasons. The manufacturing facility will be in whichever state offers the most Incentive for my company to manufacture there. I will make an appointment with Governor of Nevada, Jim Gibbons to start the bidding. I will be sending certified letters to Governors to 6 other states in the near future.

I hope I will hear from you and your associates in regards to Investing in my Machine.
Thank you

Douglass B. Azar
(702)-807-4824
douglassb@cox.net

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  1. My name is Douglass B. Azar. I am the Inventor / Engineer of the Fire Suppressant System, Its Patent number is #61038170 & #61087057.
    It is a Green machine that is powered by Renewable energy from the Sun. My system will save lives, memories and countless dollars worth of property damage caused by fire storms.

    http://www.fire-suppressant-systems.com

    My system is very different from any other pumping systems in use today. Using less than 5000 watts I am able to create more than 144 feet of head pressure. The machine can move over 100 gallon of water per minute at that psi. This is news by itself but the thing that I feel so good about, is that my system Will save lives.
    On my web page there is a video to show you how it works and it working. If you would like to ask me any question please call me anytime. My cell phone number is 702-807-4824.
    I need help letting people know that there is now a way for a home, barn or other structure to defend itself from wildfires..

    Douglass B. Azar
    1467 Cayuga parkway, Las Vegas, NV.
    89169
    (702

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