It be talk like a Pirate day YAR!!!! So in the interest of fun here be several pirate jokes I know…yar!

Why are pirate ships made of wood?
Because they yARRR!

Did you see the new pirate movie?
It’s rated yARRRR!

This be all, return to your blubberin!

Swab the poop deck, and scuttle me yard arm!!!