So last weekend I watched the rerun of the Live 8 concert on VH1. I’ve been reading quite a bit about the ONE Campaign lately, particularly regarding the ongoing battle against HIV/AIDS, and I have to say that most of this movement makes me smile. It’s great to bring attention to important global issues, even if it takes a couple dozen celebrities to do it. However, the snide pessimist part of me won’t shut up about a couple of things.. Continue reading Live 8 versus VH1
It must be hard for poor Karl Rove to keep all the dirty little lies he tells separate. You would think that after a while they would all run together into one big lie. Who knows what he tells himself to be able to sleep at night. But it seems lately as if his empire of fibs is about to come crashing down. Bad things about the Bush administration are leaking out left and right. With the republicans in congress voting against his social security bill, and democrats blocking Boltonâ€™s nomination for U.N. ambassador, old Rovey poo must be having a fit.
So I am an optimistic kind of guy. When things are going really bad I try to find that silver lining that will make them slightly less horrible. That is why I was so happy to see this. I am an avid cyclist; I love to ride my bike. With gas around here at $2.50 ridding my bike to work is not just fun, it saves me a lot of money.
To continue on the theme of making lemon aid out of lemons, hurricane Dennis is causing havoc. To most people this is a bad thing and I too believe this to be bad for the people that live in that area. However just because Dennis is the strongest hurricane on record for this early in the season doesnâ€™t mean we should all freak out about global warming killing us all off (or maybe we should). So the silver lining, in all this destructionâ€¦its called watching the oil market go crazy and laughing your ass off.
Before the storm oil prices went up because of fear of the storm hitting oilrigs, and then after the storm prices went down. The reason why this is so funny is that because of the lack of supply, and the over abundance of demand, this is only the first in a series of funny events that are sure to come. Just wait, one day some translator will make a mistake for some OPEC guy and oil prices will shoot up ten dollars a barrel. Or an Exxon CEO gets caught in a sex scandal and oil prices will shoot up a dollar and a half.
So you might be asking yourself, â€œShane why is this funny?â€ The reason its funny is because it displays a principle known as hydro-despotism. That is, “they that controls the water makes the rules.” It was practiced in certain tyrannical desert countries. But now the water is replaced with oil. We are all SO dependant on oil for EVERTHING that any little glitch in the system sends the whole mess out of whack. So in essence its not funny at all, but because the only thing you can do to keep from crying is laughâ€¦its funny.
The only way to lessen this tragic comedy is to kick the oil habit. Ride your bike to work if you can. If you cant ride the bus, or car pool. You might think the bus is a slow stinky uncomfortable option right now, but when gas costs 8 dollars a gallon you might change your mind.
So I was saddened to learn that the worldâ€™s largest freshwater fish has been found, and then later died. The most likely cause of death is that they PULLED THE FISH UP OUT OF THE WATER FOR A LONG TIME BEFORE THEY PUT IT BACK IN!!! Now you might not know this but fish need to be in the water or they die.
The fish was 646 pounds! Thatâ€™s a big fish. It sort of reminds me of the movie Princess Monenoke. In the movie there are giant animal â€œgodsâ€ and when they die, the rest of the species ends up becoming stupid and what we would call â€œnormalâ€ animals. I imagine that giant catfish the world over will be attacking humans every chance they get now that we have offended them by killing there deity. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Mekong deltaâ€¦
In a more horrific note, many seem to be more concerned with what the markets are doing, here, here, but all is not lost for it seems that oil has bounced back after its “drop” Continue reading Screw Terrorism, Whats the price of oil