So a while ago i posted that god was being a little rascel and making bush do stuff. Now it seems that he is saying that he was telling a little white lie about the whole god thing. Of cource there is this.
I am most shaken by the part when he talks about how god will accept the dead soldiers into heaven, i am sure the people sitting behind him want to hear about how they are going to die for gods little war(who you might notice look like the “its a small world” ride bush’s handlers are very sneaky)…. seems we would be better off without all this mess.
Well as i reported before about how god was telling bush what to do. Lucky for us it seems that the bible, you know the word of god, might not be true!!!! Shocker i know. But if parts of the bible are not true, well then maybe god really wasnt telling bush to go blow people up, maybe bush is just crazy.
so it turns out that god was in fact the reason we went to war in iraq. in fact that rascle did an end run around all of us and personaly told bush to go to war. that silly jokester. i bet jesus and mary are just having a nice hearty gut laugh every time a car bomb goes off, or a child is shot. wow that god, he is a cut up. i wonder if god told ole bush to hate gays, and black people, and neglect the poor, and ruin the environment as well. man i havent been to church in 20 years of so, but i seem to recal god being all about love and hugs and bunnies and shit. i guess god got himself a pair of balls and a PATRIOT act, and is ready to kick some islamic ass. wwjd.