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And God Said No Take Backs (bush now claims god doesnt tell him what to do)

So a while ago i posted that god was being a little rascel and making bush do stuff. Now it seems that he is saying that he was telling a little white lie about the whole god thing. Of cource there is this.

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I am most shaken by the part when he talks about how god will accept the dead soldiers into heaven, i am sure the people sitting behind him want to hear about how they are going to die for gods little war(who you might notice look like the “its a small world” ride bush’s handlers are very sneaky)…. seems we would be better off without all this mess.

What WHat WHAT!

Holy crap hell must have frozen over. FEMA is taking back the no-bid contracts that it gave out. This may be the sign of the growing power of good. Or maybe bush just cant take anymore bad press.

The acting head of FEMA says he’s “never been a fan” of no-bid contracts.

David Paulison says the agency will re-bid federal contracts that were handed out after Hurricane Katrina, to prevent waste or abuse.

More than 80 percent of at least one and-a-half (b) billion dollars in FEMA contracts were awarded with little or no competition.

Some were worded in ways that previous audits have cited as being highly prone to abuse. Paulison says the contracts will be looked at “very carefully.”

And God Said Let There Be War (bush says god told him to go to war)

so it turns out that god was in fact the reason we went to war in iraq. in fact that rascle did an end run around all of us and personaly told bush to go to war. that silly jokester. i bet jesus and mary are just having a nice hearty gut laugh every time a car bomb goes off, or a child is shot. wow that god, he is a cut up. i wonder if god told ole bush to hate gays, and black people, and neglect the poor, and ruin the environment as well. man i havent been to church in 20 years of so, but i seem to recal god being all about love and hugs and bunnies and shit. i guess god got himself a pair of balls and a PATRIOT act, and is ready to kick some islamic ass. wwjd.