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Trump Watch April 30 2018

Day 442:

Keep the focus on inequality

Tax the rich, or eat the rich, let the rich decide.

Further Reading:

All these pearl clutching media companies/political hack jobs are just upset because she stood up and pointed out that the emperor was naked.

She only punched up, never down. She spoke truth to power, and its the best WCD speech since Colbert’s.


Opinion | Be progressive, Democrats, not merely liberal

CNN’s Ana Navarro Says Michelle Wolf’s Critics Are Acting Like ‘Snowflakes’

While Republicans act all outraged over the White House Correspondents Dinner, let’s remember when Trump repeatedly defended himself from sexual assault claims by saying the women were too ugly for his taste to assault.

Fake Green Party Candidate Exposed as Having Ties to Republican Congressman

ICE holds man in custody for 1,273 days. He’s not the only one who had to prove his citizenship

Trump should win the Nobel Peace Prize, says South Korea’s Moon

It’s Time To Think Seriously About Cutting Off The Supply Of Fossil Fuels

Republicans have so corrupted EPA, Americans can only save it in the voting booth – The Republican Party values polluter wealth over public health

Michelle Wolf has nothing to apologize for. Her critics do, though

Shut up about Michelle Wolf if you’ve been silent on Trump’s offenses

Fired CNN host Reza Aslan: “It’s time to treat Donald Trump as an enemy of the state”

Mick Mulvaney Used Old Campaign Funds to Cover Interest Payments on His Loans

Michelle Wolf’s WHCD Honesty Is What America Needs Right Now

U.S. EPA grants biofuels waiver to billionaire Icahn’s oil refinery – sources

EPA Grants Waiver to Oil Refinery of Billionaire Former Trump Adviser Carl Icahn

Michelle Wolf Got It Just Right

How Trump and Sessions cherry-picked data to blame immigrants for lower wages

Stormy Daniels lawyer: Trump in ‘panic mode’ over Michael Cohen

Weedkiller found in granola and crackers, internal FDA emails show

Parkland Survivors Mock NRA for Gun Ban at Mike Pence’s Speech

Former George W. Bush ethics lawyer ditches GOP, to seek U.S. Senate in Minn. as Democrat

Devin Nunes Is the Emblematic Republican Hack of the Trump Era

DOJ Erases ‘Need for Free Press and Public Trial’ From Internal Manual

Guns banned from NRA event for Pence’s safety. Parkland survivors ask, why not for us?

Since when did ‘perfect smokey eye’ become an insult, America?

The myth that civilian gun ownership prevents tyranny

Michael Flynn Is Back on the Campaign Trail in Montana to Unseat Jon Tester

Section On ‘Press Freedom’ Removed From DOJ Internal Manual

Michelle Wolf Fires Back at New York Times Reporter Maggie Haberman Over WHCD Criticism

GOP civil war in Ohio threatens another special election loss


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Calling your government representative:

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Call your House Rep (Or use this spreadsheet)
Call your Governor
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Or try this website
Fax Congress here (free!)

You can also use if you are having a hard time figuring out what to say.

Tell them in no uncertain terms that you want them to fight to stop Trump from doing these things. Tell them you will be watching them closely on how they vote, and will hold them accountable during the next election if they cave to Trump. You can also call other states congress people and threaten to donate to their opponent if they don’t do what you want.

Phone Bank for Progressive Candidates:

Call the White House:


Call the “White House”:

Use this website to call one of Trump’s many properties he has not put into a blind trust yet, and let them know how you feel (be polite, they are workers just like us, but be firm).

Do a little Slacktivism:

Send Some Text Messages for progressive causes (I know it says textforbernie, but its for a range of progressive candidates) Or you can have your texts turned into faxes by the ResistBot

Go to a town hall and talk to your congress person in person:

Check when the next town hall is here

Monitor your congressperson:

Keep track of how your senator is voting on cabinet picks here, so you can call them up and give them hell if they vote for any of these worthless fuckers.

See how your elected representatives are voting for or against Trump.


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See if you have a special election in your area!

Is your mayor up for election? Find out, get involved!

Upcoming house votes:

Upcoming senate bills:

Monitor Trumps Conflict of Interests:

From CNN of all people.

The Atlantic

General Guides:

Guidelines by former Congress staffers on how to get Congress to listen.

Run For Office!:

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