Well as i reported before about how god was telling bush what to do. Lucky for us it seems that the bible, you know the word of god, might not be true!!!! Shocker i know. But if parts of the bible are not true, well then maybe god really wasnt telling bush to go blow people up, maybe bush is just crazy.
Holy crap hell must have frozen over. FEMA is taking back the no-bid contracts that it gave out. This may be the sign of the growing power of good. Or maybe bush just cant take anymore bad press.
The acting head of FEMA says he’s “never been a fan” of no-bid contracts.
David Paulison says the agency will re-bid federal contracts that were handed out after Hurricane Katrina, to prevent waste or abuse.
More than 80 percent of at least one and-a-half (b) billion dollars in FEMA contracts were awarded with little or no competition.
Some were worded in ways that previous audits have cited as being highly prone to abuse. Paulison says the contracts will be looked at “very carefully.”
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So today i was at work, answering the phones. i work with a really sweet non-profit called Cape And Islands Self Reliance. They run an oil co-op. they use the power of their members to force oil sellers to give people lower prices. and then use that money to support renewable energy. pretty sweet huh. well i get a phone call from a lady today. and she wants to make sure we dont support the wind farm in nantuket sound. i told her that as an orginization we dont take a stance. when in fact we support the shit out of it in every way but officialy. She then goes on to say and i quote “i support renewable energy, but you know, not in my back yard” HOLY SHIT. so i guess its ok to just come out and say it. you dont need to make anything up, you just let the world know that Not In My Backyard is ok with you. i was just like “gah….” ohh well maybe extinction isnt such a bad idea after all.
so it turns out that god was in fact the reason we went to war in iraq. in fact that rascle did an end run around all of us and personaly told bush to go to war. that silly jokester. i bet jesus and mary are just having a nice hearty gut laugh every time a car bomb goes off, or a child is shot. wow that god, he is a cut up. i wonder if god told ole bush to hate gays, and black people, and neglect the poor, and ruin the environment as well. man i havent been to church in 20 years of so, but i seem to recal god being all about love and hugs and bunnies and shit. i guess god got himself a pair of balls and a PATRIOT act, and is ready to kick some islamic ass. wwjd.