Republican Government Announces New Socialist Corporate Bailout

Thats right, the unthinkable (if you are a free market republican) has happened. The REPUBLICANS after years of steadily chopping away regulation after regulation seem to be super surprised that in a market that has no laws, or rules, or even guide lines….crazy greed induced meltdown has occurred. Let me be the first to say…DUH!

It doesn’t take a mental giant to realize that people will get away with what they can. Because the Bush administration has been so lax in it’s oversight of financial markets (I will lump in the republican congress that went along with him for most of the last 8 years, and even sprinkle a little blame on the Democrats who have only been in power for the last 2) that the fox left to guard the hen house has long since eaten all the chickens.

Here is a two minute history lesson. After the great depression, FDR and a bunch of other “liberals” put into place a bunch of laws to make it impossible for the banking world, and the finacial markets to get too cozy. As soon as the gavel struck on the supreme courts desk giving Bush the win in 2000 those rules began to be attacked (to be fair Regan and Bush 1 did their best to kill as many of them as they could as well). 8 years later, we have no rules, and an economic shit storm.

So in essence, every single splinter of the conservative plank has fallen apart. Economically, ecologically, diplomatically, constitutionally, socially, every single thing they stand for has been proven WRONG by the events on the ground.

So here we are, the party of small government presides on the biggest increase in the size of government in history, the party of fiscal responsibility has record debt, the party of “conservation” has a horrible environmental policy, the party of “national security” has gotten us wrapped up in an open ended war that has done nothing to make us safer, hell the party of “family values” has a VP candidate with a preggers teenager! (I might also add that Palin vetoed sex ed classes for kids…ooops)

So there you go America, do you really want this party to be in charge for another 4 years? Do you really want McCain, a man who has voted with the president 90% of the time being in charge for another 4 years? For all you big money types that have voted republican over the years so you could line your pockets, I hope you enjoy watching your empires fall, and I hope you remember that not everyone has a golden parachute. During the Bush administration the rich got richer, and the poor got poorer, during Clinton the rich got richer and the poor got richer. Vote liberal for sustainable economic growth. Vote liberal for good environment policy, vote liberal for socially responsible social policies, and vote liberal because every single thing the conservatives stand for has been shown to be a lie.

2 thoughts on “Republican Government Announces New Socialist Corporate Bailout”

  1. exactaly! i hope people who call themselves liberals are actually conservatives. it is disgusting how the meanings of the two words have gotten so twisted in the last 20 years. is it loosey goosey to want to SAVE the environment? these politics are a joke. NADER 08!

  2. The System has to be maintained; the System is all powerful and if the System is looking weak then it is the duty of the powers that be to ensure the System is protected.

    The System is the Market – it is the antithesis of benign; it is malignant and world governments are responsible for maintaining this tumor upon the Earth. Time to excise the tumour.

    K.

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