How Fucked Are We? (Iran to turn off oil if we dont give them nukes)

So iran, the number four producer of oil in the world, seems to have gotten it in its mind to make some nukes. We got them, india and pakistan’s got em, hell a whole bunch of crazy ass countries have got em…but Iran cant get em. Cause the good ole US of A says “aint no bad shit crazy arabs gonna get no nukes” So at the behest of the USA, France, Great Britain, and others, the UN might send Iran to the UN for a spanking…but i mean what are we gonna do, they got all our oil.

But several European diplomats, in interviews Monday, said they were dubious at best about that idea. Most of their countries buy oil from Iran, and economic sanctions that might lead to a boycott of Iranian oil would drive record-high oil prices even higher – as Iran has pointedly noted.

One senior European diplomat said he thought it unlikely that Europe would embrace the idea of trade sanctions.

“If you look at North Korea, it’s a very poor country, and trade sanctions have not been effective,” he said. “How would Iran, a much more rich country, be coerced by trade sanctions?”

Besides, he added, oil “is a commodity that you cannot easily keep from markets.”

He and other diplomats insisted that they could not be identified by name under the rules of their foreign ministries

i guess we cant do anything, i mean, even if they nuke Isreal, India, France, or other close countries, they still got all our oil. Too bad we had a big expensive hurricane, or we could just go make something up and go invade them…

One thought on “How Fucked Are We? (Iran to turn off oil if we dont give them nukes)”

  1. We aren’t screwed at all. Just do to the “leader” of Iran what the locals did to Saddam……….then take all the damned oil and share it with the world equally. Enough of this being held hostage because of oil crap. Time for some new “leadership” in Iran. OUR OWN.
    Oh wait….we’re nice people.
    Ok, turn his sorry carcass out to the populous and let THEM deal with his lies. THEN take the oil, yada yada yada. And give them a MOUNTAIN of food in return. No nukes though, their are still some nut jobs over there.

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