We All Knew This Was Going To Happen

so it seems that the new pope is getting down to work. after a tuff day of fighting poverty, baptising the pagens, trying to get everyone to “just get along” what does old popey do for fun…thats right draft secret documents explaining his pogrom to get rid of “the gays”. “what would jesus do?” would he preach love and compasion for everyone, would he say judge not lest ye be judged, love thy neighbor, would he perhaps say live and let live, nay my friends he would say “get them fucking queers out of the church“. or some such bullshit. good to know religions are fighting for the world to get along. not, you know, preaching hatred or anything.